Haryana Patriarchy Society sues Twitter for Discrimination

Haryana Patriarchy Society sues Twitter for Discrimination

In What has come as a shock to many , Haryana P.I.G . (Patreiarchy infested Guys) Society has sued Twitter and Jack Dorsey (Twitter CEO) ,for discrimination and compensation in light of the recent Twitter storm over a picture posted where Jack is seen holding a placard which says , “Smash Brahminical Patriarchy ) .

We spoke to the President of the Society and this is what he had to say ,”We , the men of Haryana have worked since eternity to harass , discriminate against women , cause them harm , killed new born babies, become the rape capital. We have the worst sex ratio in the country, which wasn’t achieved overnight . Our forefathers worked in the worst sexist and patriarchal manner to demean women , look down upon them , kill new born baby girls , have KhapPanchayat , kill girls who marry outside their caste , make rules like banning jean and mobile phones. “ And then suddenly Brahmins get the title of the most patriarchal caste/group . Not only are they getting free publicity (as everyone has suddenly talking about Brahmins and their achievements), many are even defending them. Like they are everywhere , on top of the male pyramid.

Upon hearing this, many such groups started coming p and suing Twitter and Jack. Bihar P.I.G. Society filed similar case is Patna High Court , stating that , we Biharis have always had Dowry , demanded crazy amount , burnt women . We thought , we were also high up in that ladder but somehow we have been left behind. We feel discriminated .

Muslim society also had similar say , they said , we do Halala , Triple tAlaq, made women feel like crap , since a long time, forced Female Genital Mutiliation .We feel discriminated against .

Even the Dalit P.I.G .society had similar complaints . The husband of 1 maid said , we are famous to beat up our wives who work hard and earn money . We take the money drink and beat them up ,infact most of us do . Yet so one mentions our work . We never get attention .

Some NRI groups are also thinking of filing a similar case. They said , we abandon wives in India and come back abroad, demand hefty dowries are we live overseas and then mistreat women . We should also get highlighted.

Even the Christian Priests Association was thinking of filing such a case . The spokesperson said that we are knows to rape , molest nuns , even when we are men of God . We should also get the publicity .Infact they blamed NarendraModi for this covert way to promote Brahmins and make them popular and put them on the top of another chain .

This has lead to India wide protests and multiple cases are being filed against Twitter and it’s CEO Jack .

We contacted Twitter India , but they offered no response. We hope such a situation comes to a logical conclusion .

Note: This post is just meant to be in jest/humor, not to hurt or malign anyone . Please take this as satire and nothing personal or serious.