Sunday, August 3, 2014

NASA suspects alien invasion after few people found talking to each other and not checking smartphone

NASA today confirmed that they are investigating alien invasion in human society after their spy satellites videos showed a few people actually talking to each other and not looking on their smart phones while  riding the subway  .



NASA spokesperson Mr. William Goldberg in a skype press conference today said , "NASA has recently picked up video footage from various subways/metros in different cities all over the world where they have witnessed the same phenomenon that some humans not only did not have a smartphone , a few people with smartphone were also seen interacting with each other . This uncommon activity has raised the concerns that aliens may have invaded the humans race and are hiding under the disguise of human beings . We fear that they are trying to integrate into our society and replace our species with theirs ".



Replying to various questions from media , Chief Biologist of NASA , Mr. Peter astrid said , " We, the human species have evolved into a super human race where we only communicate via our smartphones , so finding someone who looks human and actually engages in conversation with another human figure , definitely raises concern. We have taken such human look alike aliens into custody and checking their blood samples .


Meanwhile facebook candle lights vigils events have been planned all across the world for world peace .
Twitter has been flooded with hashtags like #SaveHumansFromAliens #WeWillSurvive .

On the other hand PETA activists have come up with their own  hashtag like #AliensArePeopleToo #DoNotKillAliens where they demand that world powers should not involve any fighting with aliens .

All world powers such as NATO, G-8, Brics are having urgent meetings to come up with defence and war tactics incase we are attacked by alien species.


Our team wishful that the world will be united in war against alien invasion which wishes  to stop humans from evolving into zombies and gadget addicted super-human species.



Saturday, May 17, 2014

Gujarati man starts campaign to become Prime Minister in order to get US visa

 After seeing Mr. Narendra modi get a US visa, on becoming India's Prime Minister , Mr. Kishanbhai Patel of Jamnagar ,has decided to form a party and become Prime minister .


Speaking from his home , also occupied by 67 of his immediate family , Mr. Patel hailed the out of the box thinking done by Mr. Narendra Modi in order to get the visa.
"I have been rejected 6 times by the US consulate in Mumbai for my Green Card , even though I have 183 1st cousin in US ". Mr. Patel said with a sad tone . After being tired of spending money and time on obtaining a US visa and getting humiliated , Mr. Patel launched his party "Dhokla Party ".

The slogan of his party he said would be " Mr. Patel dilaenege tumko vyapar ,gaari paisa; 
fikra na karo , nahi hoga reject US visa".

He told the reporters that his party manifesto of giving US visa to every Gujarati has made him an overnight hero and savior in the Gujarati community and he is confident of his victory. He has already launched his facebook page and Twitter handle among much fanfare during his 3rd cousins engagement ceremony which saw a gathering of 436 Patels. Upon hearing surety of getting a US visa, Gujaratis broke into Dandiya celebrations.

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Speaking via skype , Mr. Patel said " I have chosen Dhokla as my symbol , because it represents the Gujarati entrepreneurship , hard work ,our light hearted nature and a symbol of Gujarati pride. Also we will be holding "Dhokla karega na koi vaada khokhla " discussion series akin to "Chai pe Charcha " as done by Shri Modibhai. ". He also mentioned how his family in US will be supporting him by offering 1 free Dhokla to all Indians going back to India in the Dunkin Donut shops that they own . (Only if they purchase orders more than $50 ).
He again thanked Modibhai for showing them the correct way to get the US visa and how he will follow the same . He is extremely confident of his victory . He added that for his election campaign he has started going to gym to build his biceps. "56 inch ka seena nahi to kya 26 inch ki baaju se to kaam chal sakta hain na" . It will be interesting to see how he fares in the upcoming elections .Our team wishes him all the best.